Julius Quote #82

Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Valentine's Day

Drew: Hey, Ma, do you have a place where I can put all my Valentine's Day cards?
Rochelle: How many you giving out, boy?
Drew: Well, I'm not really giving them out. Girls just keep on giving them to me.
Julius: My man. Are girls supposed to give boys Valentine's Day cards?
Rochelle: Well, they're giving them to him.
Julius: What's that got to do to with me?

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 ‘Everybody Hates Valentine's Day’ Quotes

Quote from Adult Chris

Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though my father wasn't romantic, he wasn't stupid, either. He had a shoebox full of greeting cards in the house. He could give my mother a card for any occasion. Happy Anniversary.
Rochelle: Aw, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] [o.s.] Happy Flag Day.
Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Happy Chanukah.
Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He used to keep candy under the bed, too, but the mice kept eating it.

Quote from Adult Chris

Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even at school, Valentine's Day was a big deal, and it seemed like everybody was getting something except me.
Greg: Still a few days to go. We could still get a card.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That look means, "If we weren't friends, I'd smack the hope out of you."

Quote from Chris

Chris: Hey, look, you got one, too. "Roses are red, violets are blue... Cupid hates your guts, and I do, too." Well, at this time he wrote a poem.