Rochelle Quote #73
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Greg
Adult Chris: [v.o.] When my mother was gossiping, nothing else mattered, even my father sleeping.
Rochelle: [on the phone] So he takes you to dinner, uh-huh, and orders a two-for-one special and then he said what?
Julius: Rochelle, Rochelle.
Rochelle: Huh?
Julius: I got to go to work in a few hours, okay?
Rochelle: Oh, I'm sorry, baby. Okay. All right. [shouts] Stop! [talks] Julius, you got to hear this. You know that guy Marcus that works for UPS with the stinky cologne?
Julius: Mm-hmm.
Rochelle: He took Sheila to the movies, bought this big ol' thing of popcorn, two hot dogs. She asked him just for a little piece, he told her no.
Julius: Two of 'em.
Rochelle: Uh-huh. Sheila said hi, baby.
Julius: Hey, Sheila.
Rochelle: Girl, he trying to sleep. Uh-huh, he better have big feet being that cheap.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Greg’ Quotes
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: You want something to eat?
Julius: Aren't you supposed to be at work?
Rochelle: Well, I have a little time off.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] What actually happened was...
[flashback to Rochelle helping a customer when a woman walks over with a pair of shoes:]
Woman: Do you have these in a size eight?
Rochelle: Do you see me helping somebody else? All that hollerin' at people. I do not need this. My man has two jobs. And you ain't no damn eight. Get her an eleven!
Quote from Drew
Rochelle: Well, who put this pot on the stove?
Drew: Wasn't me.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Because of those two words, Drew never got in trouble.
[montage:]
Rochelle: Who tore up my back seat?
Drew: Wasn't me.
Julius: Who left my nickel laying out here on the sidewalk?
Drew: Wasn't me.
Rochelle: Who spilt this oatmeal?
Baby Drew: Wasn't me.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Would you believe those were his first words?
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: What, they don't have a phone at Greg's house? Look, I don't care where you are. You be like E.T., you phone home! I need to know where you are, who you're with and what you're doing. How do I know you're not selling drugs? I mean, you could be kingpin of a Colombian drug cartel for all I know.
Chris: I'm not out there selling drugs.
Rochelle: How do I know that?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother had one goal in life for her kids: don't sell drugs. As long as they weren't doing that, almost everything else was okay.
[fantasy:]
Police Officer #1: Ma'am, your son shot the mayor.
Rochelle: Did he sell drugs?
Police Officer #1: No.
Rochelle: Get in here, boy.
[fantasy:]
Police Officer #2: Ma'am, your son killed the governor, kidnapped his daughter, robbed the president and ran a red light.
Rochelle: He ain't sell no drugs, did he?
Police Officer #2: No, ma'am.
Rochelle: Boy, get in here.