Chris Quote #29
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Fat Mike
Jerome: Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yo, little man, let me hold a dollar.
Chris: I don't have any money.
Thug #1: So what you got, then?
Chris: Nothing! I stopped carrying stuff, 'cause every time I come by here, you ask me where I live. I say, "Right down there," and then you rob me anyway.
Jerome: You live around here?
Chris: Yeah, right down there.
Thug #1: That's a nice bike.
Jerome: Look at that. Yeah. That's new?
Chris: Yeah.
Thug #1: Why don't you, uh, let me take a ride on your bike.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Translation: Can I steal your bike, please?
Chris: My dad said not to let anybody ride it.
Fat Mike: Why don't you guys leave him alone?
Thug #1: Yo, Fat Mike. You know this dude?
Fat Mike: Yeah. He lives right up the street.
Jerome: Man, why you ain't say you know Fat Mike?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Uh, because I don't.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
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Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] As much as my mother complains about housework, she hated to have somebody else do it. And after my father got his job back, she got to do one of the things she does best...
[cut to Rochelle in the office:]
Rochelle: File your own damn papers. I do not need this. My husband has two jobs.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I didn't know Fat Mike's real name, I didn't know where he lived. All I knew was, I had to get my bike back, because if I didn't...
[fantasy:]
Tonya: Mama, where's Chris?
Rochelle: Somebody stole his bike after I told him not to let anybody ride it. So I smacked him into next week.
Drew: I told you.
Rochelle: He'll be back on Tuesday.
Quote from Rochelle
Julius: Rochelle, I feel bad enough about not working. I don't need you around here complaining about how I do things.
Rochelle: Well, if you did things right, I wouldn't have complain.
Julius: Half the stuff around here I do better than you. It ain't that hard.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father was the oldest of ten brothers and sisters. He had been cooking and cleaning all of his life. But even if the job wasn't that hard, he's not supposed to say it.
Rochelle: What? You got something to say?
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Rochelle: Well, ain't this about a bitch?! [glass shattering] Are you crazy?! You do my job for one day. [glass shattering] And I make that damn hard! You baking, frying, biscuit-baking, pancake-making, bald-headed bastard!
[one hour later:]
Rochelle: You must think I'm crazy! [glass shattering] You can kiss my ain't-that-hard... [loud thudding] Have you lost your mind?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And that was my mother's way of letting him off easy.