Tonya: Hey, Daddy.
Julius: Hey.
Michael: Big man! Sit down and have some of this chicken. Mmm. It's good, very good.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That look means, "You're lucky I don't have heat vision."

Adult Chris: [v.o.] My uncle hated to work so much, he left a lazy stain.
Michael: Big Man!
Julius: Is that my shirt?
Michael: I didn't even see that. Popcorn?

Julius: I'm thankful my son has a job.
Louis: [as Sammy Davis Jr.] I'm thankful for the world's greatest older brother, man, and I mean that. Hey, big round of applause for the man who made Thanksgiving possible, ladies and gentlemen.
Michael: I'm thankful I don't have to sit with those kids no more.

Rochelle: Michael, what you doing here?
Michael: I come to see my baby. Pam.
Pam: Hmm?
Michael: These are for you.
Pam: Oh, so sweet. What are these for?
Michael: I'm just trying to treat you the way I would want to be treated if I was trying to date me.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Then why didn't you bring her a greasy bucket of gizzards?
Pam: That is the sweetest thing I ever heard.
Michael: I'm gonna see you later tonight for dinner?
Pam: Mm-hmm.
Michael: Smoked pork chop?
Pam: Mm-hmm.
Michael: Everything?
Pam: Yeah.
Michael: Mmm, sweet. Hey, Chelle, tell Big Man I said "Big Man!" Don't forget the rice, now, baby.

Rochelle: Michael, you talk to Momma yet?
Michael: Nah. I'm giving her a chance to calm down.
Rochelle: You got to leave. If Julius finds you here tomorrow, I don't know what he's going to do.
Michael: If I go home, I don't know what Momma gonna do.
Rochelle: You got one more night.
Michael: Okay, 'Chelle. Dang.
Rochelle: And stay out of Julius's chair.