Greg: So we're gonna go through some of your stuff and see if we can find some clues to your mother's whereabouts.
Chris: We're going to point to stuff and you're gonna tell us what it is.
Kill Moves: Roger.
Chris: You mean, yes?
Kill Moves: No, I mean Roger. You're pointing at Roger. That's the bear's name. And he finds pointing very rude.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And he finds his owner very crazy.

Kathleen Devereaux: Baby, it's so good to see you. I've been very worried.
Kill Moves: It's good to see you, too, Mom.
Kathleen Devereaux: How have you been?
Kill Moves: Homeless.
Kathleen Devereaux: Other than that.
Kill Moves: Good. You know, watching my diet. I get a lot of exercise, and I don't talk to space people as much as I used to. Except for Gazoo.
Kathleen Devereaux: Well, of course.

Monk: So what made you think of this anyway, Chris?
Chris: Oh, well, I remembered that Jaws was a book before a movie, so I figured they made a movie out of The Invisible Man.
Kill Moves: I wish they'd start making movies into books. Popcorn gettin' expensive.
Chris: Right. Um, you guys mind if I watch this in here? Yeah.
Risky: Yeah. Go right ahead, man.
Monk: So who's in it anyway?
Kill Moves: Probably Sidney Poitier. Or Jim Brown. My man.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Jim Brown was actually the second choice to Sydney Poitier for the lead in many roles, including Guess Who's Coming to Dinner.

Boy: Man, I heard Tasha caught Chris cheating with Valerie Simpson. Nick Ashford gonna kill him.
Kill Moves: [karate chop] Hi-i-i-i-i-i. Notice how Nick Ashford and Verdine White look just alike?
Boy: Verdine White from the liquor store, or Verdine White from Earth, Wind and Fire?
Kill Moves: It's the same guy.
Boy: What?

Adult Chris: [v.o.] While I was trying to make the grade at Tattaglia, Drew was figuring out how to make the cut.
Mr. Omar: Amateur Night?
Kill Moves: Amateur Night?
James: Are you crazy?
Kill Moves: Are you crazy?
Mr. Omar: You know, the Pope came to Harlem once. Tried to give mass at the Apollo.
Jerome: Got booed off.
Kill Moves: Got booed off.
Monk: That crowd was tougher than the Vietcong.
Kill Moves: Tougher than the Vietcong.
Risky: You know, we all performed at the Apollo.
Drew: Oh, yeah? What'd you do?
All: Sang Luther Vandross' "A House Is Not a Home."
[montage of Mr. Omar, James, Jerome, Kill Moves singing "A House Is Not a Home" on Amateur Nite]
Drew: Wow! So, what happened?
All: Got booed off.
Kill Moves: Got booed off.

Kill Moves: Oh, don't throw that away. Is that burnt mac and cheese?
Julius: Yeah. Why?
Kill Moves: It's just the way I like it.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He wants that blackaroni, 'cause he's on that crackaroni.

Adult Chris: [v.o.] It seemed like everyone had advice for raising a baby.
Kill Moves: You need to teach this boy how to protect himself. Now, I suggest the Brazilian two-finger neck snap! Want me to show you how it works?

Kill Moves: It's a Technics 1200 stylus.
Chris: Where'd you find that?
Kill Moves: Found it outside on the ground. Must have fell off one of these turntables.
Abe Himmelfarb: I'll give you $10.
Chris: I'll give you $20.
Abe Himmelfarb: $25.
Kill Moves: $15!
Abe Himmelfarb: Deal.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] This is your brain on drugs.
Kill Moves: Later, Chris.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He later traded that money for two dimes and a shiny nickel.

Drew: Whoa, cool.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Yeah, if you want a car that looks like a belt buckle.
Chris: Kill Moves, where'd you get this car?
Kill Moves: I went to see Back to the Future and they were giving them away.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That explains the car. What about the White lady?

Chris: Hey, Kill Moves, what did you want to do?
Kill Moves: I'm doing it. And if you study real hard, you, too, could be President of the United States of America.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Or crazy as hell.