Joey Caruso Quotes Page 7 of 7
Quote from Everybody Hates the Buddy System
Chris: What now?
Joey Caruso: Well, we switch platforms and then head back downtown.
Chris: All right, let's go.
Joey Caruso: Oh, wait. So you really came back for me?
Chris: Yeah. Why?
Joey Caruso: Because I would have left you.
Chris: For real?
Joey Caruso: Yeah, man. You're dumb. Those guys could have killed you.
Chris: All right. All right, you done?
Joey Caruso: Yeah, let's go home, Muddy.
Quote from Everybody Hates Superstition
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I was even getting lucky at school.
Joey Caruso: [beating up an Asian kid] Take that, Mr. Miyagi! [stops] Hey, Chris. Want to smack this kid?
Chris: No, I'm okay.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] This kid needs a pair of lucky socks and a gun.
Quote from Everybody Hates Eggs
Chris: Yeah, I don't want to be father any time soon.
[As Caruso walks by Chris's desk, he takes the egg and places it on Chris's chair.]
Ms. Morello: [o.s.] All right, class, take your seats so we can get started. I can't wait to hear all your reports.
[As Chris sits down, he crushes the egg.]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Junebug!
Ms. Morello: Chris, why don't you start?
Quote from Everybody Hates Hall Monitors
Greg: This is so awesome.
Chris: Yeah, I know, and the best thing is, I'm finally going to get some respect.
Joey Caruso: Watch out, Othello.
Greg: It'll be different when you get your armband on.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Yeah, if I wrap it around a baseball bat.
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