‘Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor’
Season 3, Episode 1 - Aired October 1, 2007
When Chris flunks a school test, he is sent to see the guidance counselor, Mr. Abbott (Chris Rock). Meanwhile, Julius tries to economize while buying the kids new clothes.
Quote from Julius
Rochelle: What's all this?
Julius: The kids' new school clothes.
Rochelle: The Salvation Marines? You went shopping at the thrift store?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father loved thrift stores 'cause you could trade in your old clothes... for some new old clothes.
Quote from Greg
Greg: Anyways, I can't wait for this interview to be over, so I can put more baby powder on.
Quote from Chris
Julius: Hey, Chris, I got you something.
Chris: Air Jordans?! These cost a fortune.
Julius: Oh, not these. Let's just say I got a deal.
Rochelle: Uh-oh.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though I wasn't sure what I was going to do with my life, I knew one thing for sure: my mother and father were always going to look out for me. The only feeling better than that was having a brand-new pair of shoes.
[As Chris walks outside, a woman and a man are in a parked car:]
Woman: [gasps] That's him!
Officer: Are you sure?
Woman: I'm positive! He's wearing those shoes.
Chris: [runs back inside] Daddy! Daddy!