Chris: Can I ask you a question?
Susan: Sure.
Chris: That kiss, I mean, was it good? Was it too much lip, too sloppy?
Susan: It was... fine. You're a good kisser.
Chris: Really?
Susan: Yeah. [they kiss]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] At that moment, I had never been more happy, or afraid. I had two kisses and a death threat, and I was cashing out.
Susan: Really. It was nice. If you tell anybody, I will break your tongue.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Shouldn't I be saying that?

Adult Chris: [v.o.] The funny thing about girls is even when they say they don't care what you do, they still care who you're doing it with.
Tasha: I heard about you and Susan.
Chris: Heard what?
Tasha: You know. Everybody knows. She broke up with Dewayne for you.
Chris: Who told you that?
Tasha: Dewayne.
Chris: Well, it's not true.
Tasha: Oh. I was going to say, after one kiss, dang.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I had no idea what all that meant, but I took it as a compliment.

Tasha: So do you like her?
Chris: I mean, she's all right.
Tasha: She a good kisser?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Better than my pillow.
Chris: It was cool.
Tasha: You think she's better than me?
Chris: Kissing?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] No. Tetherball, stupid.

Chris: Come on.
Tasha: Oh, I forgot I have to wash the dishes.
Chris: Oh, okay, well, what were you going to show me?
Tasha: Nothing. I'll just see you later.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I never did find out what Tasha was going to show me, but after my first kiss, I saw a whole new side of her.