‘Everybody Hates the Car’
Season 4, Episode 18 - Aired March 27, 2009
When Chris gets his driver's license, he sets out to buy his first car. Meanwhile, it seems everybody in the house is keeping a secret and uncovering someone else's.
Quote from Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After Tonya got busted, the cops finally found my car. Unfortunately, it was a lost cause.
Chris: They even stole the paint?!
Julius: I'm sorry, Chris.
Miguel: Tell you what. Since you seem like a nice kid, I'll give you $50 for it. I could use it for scrap metal.
Chris: Well, I guess it's better than nothing. Deal.
Miguel: But since you owe me $40 for the tow, I'll give you $10.
Julius: $11.00.
Miguel: $10.50.
Julius: $10.75.
Miguel: Deal. Oh, yeah. You got some, uh, some cans and junk in the trunk. You want any of it?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Too late. JLo's already got it.
Chris: Nah. What's the point? You can have it.
Quote from Greg
Chris: Well, you're gonna have to wait because I'm broke. I mean, I never imagined having a car would be this much trouble. I've haven't even driven it yet and it's costing me a fortune. I'm just gonna get rid of it.
Greg: What?! Are you crazy? You can't do that. What about the girls? What about Coney Island?
Chris: Greg, my car doesn't even have tires.
Greg: Dude, that doesn't matter. If you're giving up on this car, it means you're giving up on me, and that's not happening.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Kiss my ascot!