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Everybody Hates the Babysitter

‘Everybody Hates the Babysitter’

Season 1, Episode 7 -  Aired November 3, 2005

When Julius decides to take Rochelle out to dinner, they hire a babysitter to look after the kids.

Quote from Rochelle

Julius: Hey, since you all so tight, why don't you just let us slide?
Gunman #2: Hey, man, if it was up to me, I would. But my partner... crazy. So y'all going to have to put something in the bag.
Julius: Look, why don't we just pretend we put something in the bag?
Gunman #2: Because this ain't no pretend robbery!
Rochelle: Julius, just give him the money. Um, can you just leave us a little bit for babysitter? You know how it is.
Gunman #2: You got kids?
Rochelle: Boy, I got three! Two boys and a girl!
Gunman #2: Kids, they a blessing, ain't they?
Rochelle: Yeah, love of my life.
Gunman #2: Dig. Look, just give me 20, and hurry up before my man sees you.
Rochelle: Give him the 20, give him the 20!
Gunman #2: Hurry, before my partner sees. Chelle. It was good seeing you, girl.
Rochelle: You too, man.
Gunman #2: Hey! Don't tell nobody I did this. [Rochelle "zips" her lips shut]

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Quote from Chris

Mrs. Sanders: Is Yvette here?
Chris: Who are you?
Mrs. Sanders: I'm her mother. I came to pick up the baby.
Chris: His father took him.
Mrs. Sanders: Where's Yvette?
Tonya: She said she'll be right back.
Chris: Then again, she said that thirty minutes ago.
Mrs. Sanders: You mind if I come in and wait for her?
Chris: Come in.

Quote from Julius

Manager: Here's a coupon for a free meal if you decide to come back again.
Julius: Thanks, man.
Rochelle: Julius!
Manager: Take two.
Julius: Good luck.

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