Tasha: Surprise! Hey, honey. Hey, Greg.
Chris: What are you doing here?
Tasha: I was thinking we could go to the movies, you know, maybe see Fatal Attraction with Yvette and Rhonda.
Chris: I got to work.
Tasha: No, you don't. I told Doc you weren't coming in today because I had plans.
Chris: What? You can't just go to my job and tell them I'm not coming in.
Tasha: Why not?
Chris: 'Cause I can't just go to your school and say, "She's not coming in because I got plans."
Tasha: What are you trying to say?
Chris: Why is it that whenever I want to do something, it has to wait till tomorrow, but whenever you want to do something, it has to happen right now?
Tasha: What does that have to do with anything?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Welcome to Women's Logic 101.
Chris: I just don't want you running my life.
Tasha: You're the one who said you wanted me to be your girlfriend.
Chris: Well, maybe I was better off alone.
Tasha: Are you saying you're breaking up with me?
Chris: Let me make this perfectly clear. Yes. I want to break up with you.
Tasha: What? You think you can just say good-bye, walk away and it's over?
Chris: Yeah. Watch. Bye.

Adult Chris: [v.o.] The best thing about the girl next door is she's right next door. And the worst thing is that... she's right next door.
Tasha: I will not be ignored, Chris.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I'm lucky I don't have a pet rabbit.

Chris: I can't move.
Doc: Well, you better get back together.
Chris: See, I don't get this. How is it that she's the one acting crazy and I have to be the one to work things out?
Doc: Because she started acting crazy first. She's using your reason against you.
Chris: You know that makes no sense, right?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Welcome to Women's Logic 201.

Adult Chris: [v.o.] Before I had a chance to confront my problem, my problem confronted me.
Tasha: Hey, Chris.
Rochelle: Where have you been?
Julius: You invited Tasha over for dinner, and you got the girl waiting on you?
Rochelle: Well, if anybody knows what it's like to have a girl waiting on them, you do.

Chris: Tasha, go home. It's over.
Tasha: I put the last few weeks of my life into you, and I'm not gonna let you throw it all away over a little fight.
Chris: I just said it's over.
Tasha: You wanted me, you got me. You're my boyfriend until I say you're not. Got that?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And that is a love TKO.

Adult Chris: [v.o.] While Bootsy and my parents got funky, Drew decided to play dirty.
[Tonya finds Drew on the floor of the kitchen with his neck covered in blood]
Rochelle: Oh, my God, Drew! What happened? "Oh, my God, Drew, what happened!"
Drew: [laughs] Ketchup. I win.
Tonya: Cheater!