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Everybody Hates Spring Break

‘Everybody Hates Spring Break’

Season 4, Episode 17 -  Aired March 20, 2009

Spring Break gets off to a bad start when Chris hits Greg with the Janitor's car. Meanwhile, Julius takes Drew and Tonya to the beach.

Quote from Chris

Adult Chris: [v.o.] After all was said and done, Greg had something to say about what we did.
Chris: Hey, man, what's the matter?
Greg: We put the wrong man in jail.
Chris: Wrong man? He was a serial choker. [Rochelle walks in behind them]
Greg: Yeah, but he didn't hit me with the car; you did.
Chris: Okay, so I hit you with the car, but if I hadn't, they would have never caught the Uncle of Sam, so we did a good thing.
Greg: Yeah, I guess. [sees Rochelle]
Chris: The more important thing is we got away with it.
Greg: No, we didn't.
Chris: Yeah, we did. Nobody knows but me and you.
Greg: And your mother.
Chris: She doesn't know anything.
Greg: Yeah, she does.
Chris: She's standing behind me, isn't she?
Greg: Yep. [hops away and stumbles past Rochelle] [o.s.] Oh, God. I'm okay.

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Quote from Chris

Rochelle: You're the one who hit Greg?
Chris: It was an accident.
Rochelle: Why didn't you just tell the truth?
Chris: 'Cause it was someone else's car. I thought they'd go to jail.
Rochelle: Hitting someone with a car is not illegal. Lying to the police is.
Chris: Ma, I know you're mad, but it's over. It all worked out. It's not a big deal.
Rochelle: You broke your friend's leg, you both lied to the police, we were in the middle of a police shootout with a serial choker, and you don't think it's a big deal?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Not in Bed-Stuy.
[cut to Chris behind bars:]
Rochelle: Is it a big deal now?
Uncle of Sam: So, what did they get you for?

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