Tonya: [screams]
Julius: Hey, what's the matter?
Tonya: You turned the lights off.
Julius: Why are you sleeping with the light on?
Tonya: 'Cause I'm scared of werewolves.
Julius: Werewolves? What werewolves?
Tonya: Drew told me when the full moon comes out, he's going to turn into a werewolf.
Julius: When did he tell you this?
Tonya: Last month.

Monk: Boy, where have you been? You've been gone for almost an hour. I thought you went AWOL. How far does that girl live?
Chris: Just up the block.
Monk: Oh, all right. Well, here, got another package for you. Take this to Miss Perkins.
Chris: Hey, where's Junebug?
Monk: What'd you say? Boy, Junebug?! How did you know about Junebug?! That's supposed to be a black op.
Chris: Black op?
Monk: Oh.
Chris: Junebug is the name of my egg. It was sitting right here.
Monk: Well, I don't know; I've been packing bags all day. That thing could be anywhere.
Chris: Oh, man!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Junebug was the first egg to ever end up on a milk carton.

Jennifer: You're overbearing and clingy. If you keep it up, you're going to be a single father, too.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] 20 years later, that's what Greg's mail-order bride said.

Greg: This project sucks.
Chris: I know. Listen, I got to tell you something.
Greg: Last time I heard that, my mom ran off with my uncle.
Chris: Greg, I lost my egg.
Greg: What? That's an automatic "F."
Chris: I know, I know, but I replaced it. Just let me know if it looks like the real thing.
Greg: Wow, you did this?
Chris: Yeah. What do you think?
Greg: I think you're going to fail. Your stamp's upside down.

Adult Chris: [v.o.] Before Buffy slayed vampires, Tonya tried to whack a werewolf.
Drew: [screams] Ah, Tonya, what are you doing?!
Tonya: If you're a werewolf, the only way to kill you is with a silver stake through your heart.
Drew: I'm not a werewolf. Werewolves are just make-believe.
Tonya: It's a full moon, Drew, don't play with me. Are you a werewolf?
Drew: No, Tonya, I promise. I'm not a werewolf. Please don't kill me.
Tonya: Is it a hair growing through your arm?
Drew: No, it's not. No, I swear.
Tonya: Are you lying?
Drew: I'm not a werewolf.
Tonya: You better not be.
Drew: Tonya, please.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Drew wouldn't be this scared again until Tonya's birthday when she asked for silver bullets.

Chris: Yeah, I don't want to be father any time soon.
[As Caruso walks by Chris's desk, he takes the egg and places it on Chris's chair.]
Ms. Morello: [o.s.] All right, class, take your seats so we can get started. I can't wait to hear all your reports.
[As Chris sits down, he crushes the egg.]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Junebug!
Ms. Morello: Chris, why don't you start?