‘Everybody Hates Cake’
Season 4, Episode 2 - Aired October 10, 2008
Chris helps an androgonyous student in his Home Ec class with his baking in return for help talking to a girl. Meanwhile, Rochelle meets Tasha's ex-con mother, Peaches (Tisha Campbell), and Drew and Tonya look after Mr. Omar's fish.
Quote from Mr. Omar
Mr. Omar: Okay. Okay. Uh-huh, all right, all right, all right. Everything seems to be in order. Herman is healthy. Mission accomplished.
Drew: Thank you.
Mr. Omar: You didn't touch anything, did you?
Tonya: No.
Drew: No.
Mr. Omar: All right. This is the beginning of a beautiful relationship. [hands them each a dollar]
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I was using cake to get closer to Maria and she was using cake to get closer to Dickerson, and it didn't work for either one of us.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: How would you feel if you came home and I was in your house with your man?
Peaches: Why would I know where your man is? Oh, by the way, Vanessa called. She said make sure you call her back.
Rochelle: You answered my phone?
Peaches: What? You acting like I stole something.
Rochelle: You are a criminal.
Peaches: [gasps] I was an accomplice. That is not the same thing.
Rochelle: They locked you up in the same jail.
Peaches: Oh, oh, okay, I get it. So you think that I am a criminal.
Rochelle: Joker, joker, joker. I mean, what else am I supposed to think?
Quote from Rochelle
Peaches: Um, listen, Rochelle, I'm sorry for breaking into your apartment.
Rochelle: Okay.
Peaches: And you know I think you're smart and stylish...
Rochelle: Mm-hm.
Peaches: Like me. And I'd really like for us to be friends.
Rochelle: I don't know, Peaches. You've really went a little too far.
Peaches: I know.
Rochelle: Well, I'm sorry for calling you a criminal.
Peaches: It's okay.
Rochelle: Okay.
Both: [to the Meter Maid] Hey! What the hell you think you're doing?
Rochelle: Get away from that car.
Quote from Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Angel and I were reaching a new understanding.
Angel: Sorry about Maria.
Chris: It's cool. You know, that's just how girls are.
Angel: That's why I don't mess with them.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] No, it's not.
Chris: So I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Angel: See ya.
Chris: Yeah, you can go first.
Angel: Yep. Bye.
Quote from Adult Chris
Vanessa: Who's this?
Peaches: I'm Peaches.
Rochelle: That's, uh, Tasha's mother. She just moved in next door.
Vanessa: Girl, you look just like your daughter.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] With a rap sheet.