‘Everybody Hates Big Bird’
Season 4, Episode 8 - Aired November 21, 2008
When Chris is asked out by an awkward girl at school, he has a good time but is uncomfortable being seen in public with her. Meanwhile, the girls at the salon and the guys at the barbershop have a bet about the football which causes a disagreement between Rochelle and Julius.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After I gave Big Bird the cold shoulder, I thought she flew the coop.
Quote from Chris
Chris: You look amazing.
Kelly: I know. I decided I wasn't going to let you or anyone else crush me, so my mom took me to the mall for a makeover.
Jock #1: Big Bird, is that you?
Kelly: My name is not Big Bird. It's Kelly. [snaps fingers]
Chris: I'm sorry about what happened. It's just...
Kelly: It's just you were fine going out with me so long as nobody knew, because you didn't want to be Big Bird's boyfriend?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Exactly!
Chris: No... Let me make it up to you. Let me take you out again.
Kelly: No. Never. Het. Noya....
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Unfortunately for me, Kelly spoke 15 languages.
Kelly: Jo. Cuwa. Momo. Tla.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Was that Cherokee?
Kelly: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] What?!
Quote from Chris
Chris: Kelly, I was a jerk.
Kelly: I know. And as much as I'd like to come here every day and make you suffer, I'm going to Paris tomorrow.
Chris: Paris?
Kelly: That's right, Paris. I met a lady at the mall named Cindy Crawford, and she said she's going to turn me into a supermodel.
Chris: I'm sorry.
Kelly: I bet you are. But imagine how sorry you're going to be when I turn around and walk away. See you later, Kermit.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Tonight's episode was brought to you by the letters D-A-M and N!