Doc Quotes Page 5 of 5
Quote from Everybody Hates Thanksgiving
Louis: You know what, this is the best Thanksgiving I've had in years.
Vanessa: Not to mention the fact you fixed my back. And these green beans, they good.
Louis: Thank you.
Rochelle: Ooh, Doc, this macaroni and cheese is fantastic.
Chris: It's the best I've ever tasted.
Doc: The best you'll ever taste, unless you invite me to next Thanksgiving.
Quote from Everybody Hates Gambling
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Back at Doc's, he was more concerned with the line on the game than the line at the cash register.
Doc: But I think Dallas is gonna take this one.
Woman: You're going with Dallas over Portland? You should be committed, old man.
Man: You know what? You both need to be committed. Hey, Chris, what you think, man?
Woman: Well, who's he supposed to be, Jimmy the Greek?
Doc: No, that's Chrissy the Black.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He called me that even before he knew I could pick games.
Quote from Everybody Hates Gambling
Risky: Well, well, well, if it ain't Chrissy the Black. I thought we was supposed to be friends, young blood.
Chris: What are you talking about?
Risky: Doc had a little side bet on the Dallas game. I was the side bet.
Doc: And I know you wouldn't listen 'cause your name is Risky, not Smarty.
Chris: Wait, what happened?
Risky: I lost, that's what happened. If I had known you were giving Doc his pitch, I wouldn't even bet him.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] For the first time I realized, that while Doc was winning money, somebody was losing. [Doc pays Chris]
Risky: What? You're in on this?
Doc: He ain't in on nothing. I just give him a little taste when I win.
Quote from Everybody Hates Bed-Stuy
Doc: How's school?
Chris: Tough, I've got to write an article for the school paper.
Doc: Oh, you're a writer now, huh?
Chris: Well, it's just that this is my last year at Corleone and I think people won't remember me unless I do something.
Doc: Good for you. It's great to be a writer. You can get your legacy started.
Chris: Legacy?
Doc: Your legacy. Like, what people remember you for.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Somebody should tell Bobby Brown about this whole "legacy" thing.
Quote from Everybody Hates Minimum Wage
Adult Chris: [v.o.] People found the idea of getting food delivered in Bed-Stuy unbelievable.
Doc: Delivery in Bed-Stuy. Unbelievable.
Man: Delivery? In this neighborhood? Man, you crazy. I got kids over here I don't visit.
Quote from Everybody Hates Easter
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While Tonya and Drew were getting ready to become career criminals, I was getting ready for my date with Tasha.
Doc: Uh, Chris, if you look on that shelf over there, there's an ointment that'll help you with that.
Chris: Thanks, Doc, but I don't need any ointment.
Doc: So why you walking like there's something swollen, itching or burning?
Chris: Oh, 'cause Tasha asked me to escort her in the Easter pageant. So I'm practicing my walk.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Walk like that in Bed-Stuy, you better run.
Doc: Why? She seen you walk before?
Chris: Yeah, I know. It's just that she just broke up with Robert. So if I impress her now, she'll forget all about him.
Doc: And you will stroll right in and be her new man.
Chris: Exactly.
Quote from Everybody Hates Doc
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After I became the manager of Tattaglia's football team, I only had time to work at Doc's on the weekends. Working two days a week seemed like it was going to be a breeze, and then Doc got a girlfriend.
Doc: Hey, Chris, I want you to meet my new leading lady. Look-a here, look-a here. Stacy.
Chris: Hi.
Stacy: Hi.
Doc: She'll be taking over for me here on the weekends.
Stacy: Doc's told me so much about you.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He didn't tell me a thing about you.
Chris: What do you mean, "taking over"?
Doc: Well, you know I can use a little time off.
Stacy: So I'll be minding the store. We'll get along great.
Doc: And you'll be working for a much better-looking boss.
Chris: Cool.
Doc: And remember, whatever she says goes.
Chris: Yeah, no problem.
Stacy: Are these cans always so dusty?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Problem.
Quote from Everybody Hates Doc
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After I dropped the bomb on Stacy, unfortunately, Stacy dropped the bomb on Doc.
Chris: Hey, Doc. What are you doing here? Where's Stacy?
Doc: She's gone. I found this letter. She said it's over. Called me every name in the book.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] You can never find that book at the library.
Doc: I don't understand. Did something happen yesterday?
Chris: No.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Unless you think me sabotaging your relationship is strange.
Doc: I just can't figure it out.
Chris: You okay?
Doc: I'm not feeling very well. I'm gonna go in the back and lie down. Get that bottle of whiskey for me.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] At least he didn't ask me for a box of tissues.
Doc: And get me that box of tissues.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Doc hadn't needed whiskey and tissues since Maceo Parker left James Brown's band.
Quote from Everybody Hates Doc
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While Doc was feeding the bums, losing Stacy was eating him up.
Chris: You spoken to Stacy?
Doc: No. She won't see me.
Chris: Drew said that you were thinking about closing up the store.
Doc: I'm gonna pack up my things and move to Florida, buy a boat... be sad there.
Chris: You're leaving?
Doc: I know. I know how much you liked that job, Chris. I'm sorry this had to happen.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Especially since it was my own fault.
Quote from Everybody Hates Mr. Levine
Mr. Levine: Hold on. Doc Harris?
Doc: Hm. Stanley Levine.
Chris: Y'all know each other?
Doc: Yeah. This clown stole my girlfriend.
Kill Moves: You used to be a clown?
Mr. Levine: I didn't steal her, you lost her.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] When you stole her.
Monk: Chris, what you doing hanging with this guy anyway?
Chris: I got trapped outside during the blackout and he let me hide in his house till it was over.
Doc: Did you see my woman in there?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] You should check his pockets.
Mr. Levine: I knew coming here was a bad idea.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Same words spoken by every White person in Bed-Stuy since 1964.
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