Quote from Risky in Everybody Hates Fake IDs
Risky: Fake ID? Why would I know anything about where to get a fake ID? Chris: Because you operate on the fringes of the law. Jerome: Hey, man, just because somebody's name is Risky, and they operate on the fringes of the law, does not mean they break the law. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Yes, it does. James: Yeah, man. Using fake IDs could get y'all in serious trouble. If I wasn't underage, who knows where I'd be now? Chris: So do you or don't you? Risky: Oh, hey, man, I think I see Run-DMC outside! Greg: I don't see anybody. Risky: Well, maybe you should go out there and make sure it wasn't them. Chris: Make sure who wasn't them? James: Man, would you just go outside so he can tell you where to get the ID? Man, you slow. Risky: Forget it. Forget it. Go to this address, and tell them you want a passport photo. Greg: Passport photo? James: That's code for "fake ID." Y'all slow.