Blair Huckstable: Now, what kind of law does your mother practice?
Chris: She works in the beauty salon.
Dr. Clint Huckstable: And what does your father do?
Chris: Oh, he has two jobs.
Blair Huckstable: Oh, so he's a doctor and a lawyer.
Chris: No, he drives a truck and does security part-time.
Dr. Clint Huckstable: I see. Well, Chris, much like your people from Bed-Stuy, our daughter here is a screwup. Yeah, and instead of wasting money on a good private school, we decided to teach her a lesson and send her to the Tattaglia public school.
Blair Huckstable: And then she decided to teach us a lesson by bringing you home.
Dr. Clint Huckstable: But we are not going to penalize you for her stupidity. Chris, we have decided to let you take our daughter Jenise to the Homecoming Dance.
Chris: Thank you, sir.
Dr. Clint Huckstable: You're welcome. And we have this lovely sweater here so you have something decent to wear. Also this delicious box of Sweet Potato Pops.