Rochelle: I want to show you something. Do you remember this macaroni ashtray?
Chris: Yeah, I made that for you three years ago on Mother's Day.
Rochelle: And I almost got cancer trying to use all 42 slots. And what about these?
Chris: Yeah, the macaroni shoe insoles. I made those for you in fifth grade. They look good. Did you ever use them?
Rochelle: No. But that year your father was laid off we almost had to eat them. And what about this? A box of macaroni.
Chris: Yeah, kind of ran out of ideas that year. See, that's why I wanted to make this year extra special. These things are worthless.
Rochelle: No, you're wrong, Chris. These things are priceless.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Only in a worldwide macaroni shortage.
Rochelle: And I wouldn't trade any of these gifts for all of the designer perfume in the world. I wouldn't even care if you ever got me another gift.