Chris: See, that's what I don't get. I don't understand why girls like you to treat them bad.
Doc: Chris, women are crazy. They think just because they get a bad boy, they'll be so special that they'll be the only ones to make him treat a girl nice. It's just like trying to climb Mount Everest. Every now and then, somebody does it, but they usually end up in a snow cave, chewing on their own leg.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Analogies were not Doc's strong suit either.
Chris: Are we still talking about girls?
Doc: Chris, all I'm trying to say is Slaver Slav figured it out. If you want a girl to go crazy over you, be like Mount Everest. Be difficult.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Try to get to her to eat her own leg off.
Doc: And whatever you do, don't be nice.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And again I say there's a reason why Doc lives alone.