Quote from Vanessa in Everybody Hates Minimum Wage
Vanessa: I've decided to go with the one that is the most difficult technique-wise. Ah, ah. The Tsunami. Rochelle: Whoa. You know what, I heard the last hairdresser who tried the Tsunami died. Pam: No, actually, the hairdresser was fine. It was the model that died. Rochelle: What? Vanessa & Pam: Mm-hmm. Vanessa: Hairspray poison. Rochelle: Wait a minute, what's this one? Pam: Girl, that's the upside down cruise ship. You know, The Poseidon Adventure? Vanessa: But we're not going to do that one. You know how hard it is to get 1,500 tiny little people made out of hair? It's a mess. Pam: Wait a minute, I heard Jacquot LeBluke is competing. Adult Chris: [v.o.] This is a long, dramatic story about back-stabbing hairdressers that we've heard before. So we're going to move on.