Rochelle: I- I'm throwing myself at, at, at the mercy of the court. I have been such a very bad girl and, and, and I deserve to be punished. Ow.
Judge: I know this. That's what I'm doing. 50 days or $50.
Rochelle: No, come on, Judge! I, okay, okay, wait, wait, wait. I-I-I promise you I wasn't speeding.
Judge: Ma'am, everyone who came in here today said the same thing. Whether they were going 32 in a 25 or 37 in a 30 or a 62 in a 55. "I wasn't guilty," "I didn't see the sign!" "I'm a law abiding citizen!" "I didn't do nothing wrong!"
Rochelle: Did you just hear yourself? Wait, wait a minute. Did, did it ever occur to you that everybody that came in here today just so happened to be going seven miles exactly over the speed limit. Not two, not ten, not twelve, but one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Seven, everybody.
Judge: Officer, do you have the calibration report for your radar gun on the day in question?
Police Officer: Uh... No, I don't.
Rochelle: Mmm.
Judge: Case dismissed.