Adult Chris: [v.o.] Caruso lost a fight to the new champ. But I figured he couldn't resist a fight with the old chump.
Chris: What is wrong with you?
Joey Caruso: Let go of me. What's wrong with you?
Chris: You're what's wrong with me, walking around here like a sad Richie Cunningham. You should be kicking some serious butt.
Joey Caruso: What are you talking about?
Chris: Yao kicked the crap out of you. You're just gonna take it?
Joey Caruso: What do you expect?
Chris: Well, maybe you can't beat him, but you can beat me. I mean, come on, punch me, kick me, push me on the ground, something.
Joey Caruso: Have you lost your mind?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Yes.
Chris: Have you lost your mind? Call me Stymie, Rochester, Tootsie Roll, Inkwell. Come on, man!
Joey Caruso: What are you doing?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Prompting an angry call from Bill Cosby.