Quote from Drew in Everybody Hates Math
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Back home, Tonya was continuing to undo the work of Abraham Lincoln. Tonya: Drew, hand me the remote. Drew: No. I'm sick of you. You get it. Tonya: Daddy! Drew: Go ahead. What are you gonna tell him, that I broke his chair? Tonya: Yep. Drew: But you told him you did it. So if you tell him I did it, I'm gonna tell Mama you lied on me. And you're gonna have to tell her either you lied this time or you lied that time. And either way, you lied. So if I get a beating from him, you're gonna get a beating from her. So you want to tell or you want to get up and get that remote? Adult Chris: [v.o.] Drew stamped Tonya's blackmail "Return to sender." Julius: What is it? Tonya: Never mind. Drew: Oh, and, uh, while you're up, make sure you get me some popcorn.