Quote from Mr. Omar in Everybody Hates the Substitute
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Every time we saw Mr. Omar he wanted to borrow something. Julius: Hey, Mr. Omar. Mr. Omar: Oh, hey, Mr. Julius. [silence] Julius: Can I help you? Mr. Omar: Well, you know, I was about to go and use the pay phone to make a phone call, but since you're home, I might as well use your phone. Julius: What happened to your phone? Mr. Omar: To tell you the truth, I don't know. Adult Chris: [v.o.] I do. [fantasy: a woman works at a telephone exchange:] Operator: If he's not going to talk to me, he's not going to talk to anybody. [pulls cable] Adult Chris: [v.o.] He's lucky she didn't work for the electric company. [reality:] Julius: It's not a long-distance call, is it? Mr. Omar: Oh, no, it's local. Julius: All right, go ahead. Mr. Omar: Thank you. You a gentleman and a scholar.