Principal Edwards: Any questions? [Chris raises his hand] Anyone? Yes, Chris?
Chris: I'm the only one in the entire city that's in school. So, why should I have to learn when everybody else is sitting on their couch watching The Price Is Right?
Principal Edwards: Chris, the true measure of a man is not what he does when he is being watched. It's what he does when he is alone.
Chris: Technically, this isn't a real school day. If you haven't noticed, I'm not supposed to be here. So why should I take classes?
Principal Edwards: All right. Do whatever you want.
Chris: So you're saying that if I get up and walk out of that door, you won't do anything to stop me?
Principal Edwards: No.
Chris: Goodbye.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] As I was storming out, the storm outside was picking up. I haven't seen a sea of white like this since the Republican National Convention.