Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Jail
Adult Chris: [v.o.] What I found out was that the worst part of getting arrested is being treated like a criminal. Chris: Excuse me, can I use the bathroom? Desk Sergeant: Should have thought about using the bathroom before you started selling stolen goods. Chris: I wasn't selling stolen goods. Desk Sergeant: Then we must have got the wrong guy. Chris: Don't I get, like, a phone call? Desk Sergeant: Should have thought about making a phone call before you started selling stolen goods. Adult Chris: [v.o.] I know I looked cool on the outside, but on the inside, I was doing this... [fantasy: Chris is sobbing:] Chris: I won't do it anymore, I promise! I'm not a thief! I want my mama! Adult Chris: [v.o.] All I was thinking was one way or another, I wish they'd let me go. Back at home, my father was thinking the same thing.