Chris: I'm sorry I took your magazine, Dad.
Julius: You shouldn't take other people's things, Chris. That's why I put it away. But more than that, you're too young for that kind of stuff.
Chris: Yeah, but it's just pictures.
Julius: Look how much trouble "just pictures" caused you. You got chased by a mob, your mama's mad at you and you almost got kicked out of school.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's when I discovered that even if they're made of paper, the wrong kind of woman can really mess up your life.
Julius: Look, I know you're interested in girls, but there's a lot for you to learn first. If you never need anything, you can talk to me. But don't go in my toolbox.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After that, my father started hiding things in his fish tackle box. I never told him I found it the next day.
Chris: I promise. Things didn't turn out that bad, though. I made $28 off that Playboy.
Julius: My magazine, my money. [hands back the elastic band] Here, you can keep that.