Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates the Gout
Greg: He's not talking to you. He needs a new report card. He got an F, but he doesn't want to show it to his mother. Fisher: Okay, I got it. It's a two-part job. He needs a report card with an A for his mother to sign, and a report card with an F with his mother's signature on it. Chris: So you'll do it? Fisher: I'm not talking to him. Greg: He's not talking to you. Greg: So you'll do it? Fisher: Okay, let's say I do this for him. What's he gonna do for me? Greg: What do you want? Fisher: How about a book report for English? [Chris nods at Greg] Hey, what the hell's the matter with you? Don't you see me talking to you? Greg: Don't you see him talking to you? Chris: Can it be on Martin Luther King? Fisher: Deal. Meet me in the science lab storage room at 3:00. Chris: Thanks. Fisher: Yeah. Hey, look over there. [As Chris and Greg turn around and see a guy using the water fountain, the stall where Fisher and his men were working disappears]