Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Valentine's Day
Chris: Hey, I got you something. Tangee: Really? That's so sweet. What else? Chris: What else, what? Tangee: Where's the gift? Chris: I only got you a card. Tangee: That's it? It's Valentine's Day, and all you got me was this cheap-ass card? Chris: I-I-I just met you. Tangee: So? Where's the flowers? Where's the candy? I thought I meant something to you. I thought we had a connection. You know, I could have stayed with Clyde's sorry ass if this is how you were going to treat me. Chris: Can you please quiet down? Tangee: Oh, you don't tell me to be quiet. Why don't you be quiet? Better yet, shut up! Tell me to be quiet. You ain't my daddy! Adult Chris: [v.o.] Getting cursed out on a bus is not really how I expected to end my Valentine's Day, but it did prove my point. If you have a crush, you get crushed. Tangee: This is nothing but a piece of paper! I don't need this! Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now, where was the bus driver with a bat when you needed him? Tangee: And I'd kiss your little funky cheek, but I could have stayed with Clyde. Here, take back your stupid card.