Tonya: I want to cut the hair off my doll's head, but I don't want to do it till he gets here.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Without me in the house to blame, Tonya actually had to act right.
[cut to Tonya is holding a bowling ball in front of a pile of all the family's china:]
Tonya: Is Chris here yet?
Drew: Nope.
Tonya: Dang!
[cut to Tonya with her goldfish bowl on top of the stove:]
Tonya: Is Chris home yet?
Drew: No.
Tonya: Dang!
[cut to Tonya wearing safety goggles as she holds a power tool against the coffee table:]
Tonya: Is Chris here yet?
Drew: No.
Tonya: Dang!
[present:]
Tonya: I'll sure be glad when Chris gets back.