Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Bomb Threats
Rochelle: Where you been? Julius: Tattoo down at the garage. The battery's dead. Rochelle: What? Julius: I know. it's a brand-new battery. I told him you bought a new one two months ago, and he said it looked like it was four years old. I don't get it. Rochelle: He said it looked like it was four years old? That's crazy. Julius: Yeah, it's been a crazy day. One bad thing happening right after the other. I found out I had a hole in my pocket, and I lost 89 cents.