Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Tasha
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While I was waiting to get my woman, my father's woman was waiting to get him. Julius: Hey, baby. Rochelle: Why didn't you tell me you were married to someone else? Julius: Huh? Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now would be a good time to run. Rochelle: Don't "huh?" me. Tawny Reynolds? Does the name ring a bell? Adult Chris: [v.o.] You better say something. She might have a gun. Julius: Yeah. Um... It was a long time ago. It was a long time before I even met you. I was 17 in Atlantic City, and we were drunk. We got married. Four days later, we were divorced. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Story of Britney Spears' life.