Ms. Morello: Oh, Chris. What were you thinking, getting out on that mat?
Chris: I was trying to get a varsity letter.
Ms. Morello: Well, you didn't need to go out there and let those boys go upside your head for that. There are other ways to get a letter.
Chris: Like what?
Ms. Morello: You could audition for the drama club.
Chris: You can get a letter for being an actor?
Ms. Morello: Sure. I bet you'd be a natural, like Jim Kelly, Jim Brown, Blackula, O.J. Simpson. Your people have a natural facility for deception. Why not use it to your advantage?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Because I'm too busy robbing people, dealing drugs and making babies.