Coach Brantley: Chris, since this is your first day on the mat, I'm gonna walk you through some moves. You watch wrestling on TV?
Chris: All the time. Hulk Hogan, Andre the Giant, the Iron Sheik. I love all those guys.
Coach Brantley: Well, that's too bad, because all that crap is fake.
Chris: Oh. Well, what's first?
Coach Brantley: This is a cross-face. This is a neck scissors. This is a half nelson. This is the full nelson. This is a Ricky Nelson. That's a joke... Ricky Nelson. See, I said half, full, then Ricky. You like that?
Chris: Hilarious.