Adult Chris: [v.o.] In professional sports, the best athletes get a sneaker contract.
Greg: Are those Air Jordans?
Chris: Yeah. My dad got them for me last year.
Greg: Oh, that's so cool. He's, like, the best guy in the NBA.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] As cool as it was having Jordan sneakers, it was nowhere near as cool as having a varsity letter.
Chris: Man, I would set these sneakers on fire and eat them for a varsity letter.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's how David Blaine got his.