Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Mr. Levine
Chris: Well, better get home. Mr. Levine: All right, well, first turn your pockets inside out. Chris: You think I stole something? Mr. Levine: No, I'm just a freaky old man likes to see the inside of pockets. Yeah, I think you stole something. Chris: You've been watching me the whole time. With a gun. Mr. Levine: Look, I don't know how Houdini did it and I don't know how you do it. Chris: [sighs] You know, everybody around here isn't a criminal. If you talked to more people, you'd know that. Mr. Levine: All I need to know is that you didn't take any of my stuff. Now, beat it, and don't tell nobody you were down here.