Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates James
Adult Chris: [v.o.] When he was done getting answers out of me, my family started getting answers out of a machine. Tonya: I want to leave the message. Drew: It has to be a man's voice. Julius: Look, I bought it, I'll leave it. Chris: Why can't I do it? Adult Chris: [v.o.] Because everybody hates you.