Adult Chris: [v.o.] After the bad food, there was a bad movie.
Kelly: What's this called?
Chris: Leonard Part V. Nipsy Russell's best movie. They're doing a sequel with Bill Cosby.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After the bad movie, we took a bad walk.
Jerome: Hey, little dude on a date, let me hold all your money! [Chris runs away]
Kelly: Chris, come back!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] No!
Kelly: [sighs]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The only date worse than me was Phil Spector.