Quote from Vanessa in Everybody Hates Big Bird
Vanessa: Well, all I know is the Giants are gonna lose before the Jets. Monk: I'll tell you what. If the Giants lose before the Jets, the barbershop will pay for you ladies to have a night out on the town. Vanessa: Oh-oh, well, start saving. Monk: But what if we win? Vanessa: That- That is not going to happen. Rochelle: Since it's not gonna happen, say anything. Buy everybody a new car. Cook dinner for all the men for a month. Better yet, go out with Kill Moves. Vanessa: All right, little Miss Naysayer, I'll do that. If we lose, I'll go out with Kill Moves.