Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Big Bird
Chris: I told her yeah. Greg: Why? Chris: 'Cause she asked. Girls don't ask me out all the time. Greg: Yeah, that's the beauty of the situation. You had a chance to boost your low self-esteem by turning someone else down for a change. Chris: Yeah, but when the girl asks, you don't just say no. Plus, my dad said never to hurt a girl's feelings. Besides, they don't take rejection well. Adult Chris: [v.o.] How are they gonna learn if they don't get any practice? Greg: Attractive girls don't take rejection well. Girls like Big Bird, they're used to it. Chris: You know what? Fine. It's done. I'm gonna go out with her once. Trust me. I'm gonna make sure we don't have fun, so she doesn't want to go out again. Adult Chris: [v.o.] I usually did that without trying.