Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Big Bird
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I didn't have anything against Big Bird, and unfortunately for me, she didn't have anything against me either. Kelly: You're Chris, right? Chris: Yeah. Kelly: I've seen you around, and I really think you're kinda cute. Do you want to hang out sometime? Adult Chris: [v.o.] No! Chris: Sure. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Where's an ape when you need one?