Quote from Greg in Everybody Hates Snitches
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Back at school, I was wondering how to collect a thousand dollars without collecting a bullet in my back. Greg: You can't do it, man. You have any idea what they do to snitches in the joint? Chris: Do you? Greg: Yeah, I do. My Aunt Patricia told me. Chris: Your Aunt Patricia was in jail? Greg: Yeah, but that was when she was still my Uncle Pat. Trust me, dude, you do not want to snitch. Chris: I don't know, man, I got to do something. There's a thousand dollars with my name on it. Greg: Whatever you do, don't include me. And if anybody asks, this conversation never happened. [runs off]