Rochelle: Well, you ask me, Doc just dodged a bullet. She was nothing but a gold digger anyway.
Tonya: What's a gold digger?
Rochelle: It's a woman who's with an older man for his money.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Isn't that an "old digger"?
Julius: Just because Doc has a little money doesn't make her a gold digger. Besides, what's wrong with Doc having a younger woman?
Rochelle: Is that what you're gonna say to me when I turn 60? You just gonna leave me and run off with a 35-year-old cashier? She should be about 12 right about now. Why don't you run out and buy her a plastic necklace?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Of the million things my father could've said at that moment, he chose the smartest one: nothing.