Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Cake
Peaches: Oh. Rochelle. You scared the-- Rochelle: Peaches, what the hell are you doing in my house? Peaches: [sighs] Girl, I lost my keys, Tasha wasn't home, so I just let myself in. Rochelle: You let yourself in? Peaches: Mm-hm. Rochelle: There's three locks on the door. Peaches: Oh, yeah, those are no good. You really need to upgrade. I mean, having those locks is like leaving your door wide open. Rochelle: No, it's not. That was a closed door with three locks on it. Why didn't you break into your own house? Peaches: That's what I'm saying. It's the locks. Mine are unpickable. You think I'm gonna be standing out on the street looking like I'm breaking into somebody's house?