Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Graduation
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though I knew I'd probably meet more people after I graduated, the fact was, Greg was my closest friend, and replacing him wasn't going to be easy. [fantasy: Chris holds auditions in the school theater:] Asian Boy: Dude, you are so in there. Chris: Next. Hasidic Boy: Dude, we are so in there. Chris: Next. Hasidic Boy: Oy. Preppy White Boy: Dude, you are so in there, though I would prefer not ending a sentence with a prepositional phrase. Adult Chris: [v.o.] I would prefer never seeing your face again. Chris: Next. Next... Next! Kill Moves: Dude... you are... Chris: Next! Kill Moves: That's cold, man. I'm supposed to be your boy.