Quote from Greg in Everybody Hates Mother's Day
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Back at school, I was out of hot water, but Greg thought it was cool. Greg: I can't believe you almost got arrested. You're gonna get so much street cred. Chris: I don't need street cred; I need a Mother's Day gift. Greg: Well, it's not too late to still make her something out of macaroni.