Adult Chris: [v.o.] At 15, I was sick of being a nerd. When you're a nerd, people you want to pay attention to you ignore you, and the people you wish would ignore you, pay attention. And I was done with it. From now on, I was going to be cool. Cool guys got everything: girls, cars, girls, money, girls. But what exactly is cool? I tried the surfer look. I tried the superhero look. I tried the cowboy look, but I ended up with the Village People look. No matter what I did, I ended up looking as cool as a fat guy in a sweat suit with a herringbone chain.