Quote from Greg in Everybody Hates Earth Day
Greg: While I was making my tanning bed, I accidentally invented an incandescent light bulb that won't burn out for 600 years. Chris: That's amazing. Then you'll definitely get an "A." Greg: I can't turn that in. Chris: Why not? Greg: Are you crazy? I'd be a marked man. I'm not taking down every major power company in the nation. They'd have me killed in a minute. So I decided to switch projects. I'm going with a dung-powered radar system. Adult Chris: [v.o.] US patent #D349127.