Adult Chris: [v.o.] Typically, in the barbershop, I heard good news.
Manny: Did you hear? They renewed The Jeffersons for another season. I love me some Weezie, boy. Whoo!
Manny: Did you hear the Voyager space probe had its first encounter with Uranus?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] But on this day, I got the worst news I could imagine.
Manny: Did y'all hear? Malvo is out of prison.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Malvo was the career criminal that I had helped put away. But like the Terminator, everybody knew he'd be back, and they were ready.
Risky: Shoot, I put extra locks on my doors.
James: I put two locks on my bike.
Monk: I locked up my locks.
Chris: I ain't scared of Malvo.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] This is called "barbershop courage."